Joe is yelling at the trees again.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
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