I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
cat food counts as protein by the way
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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