you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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