I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
