Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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