Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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