Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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