We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
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