She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
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