sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
So awkward... The newspaper lady just caught me sitting stoned in my driveway at 5 am and asked if I was okay. I'm way better than ok right now
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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