Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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