Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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