can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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