Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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