How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
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