yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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