And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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