Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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