I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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