new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
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