READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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