I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
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