So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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