I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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