Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
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