i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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