Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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