glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
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