His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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