make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
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