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are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
sex on a bike is impossible
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