Is it normal to miss your booty call?
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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