Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
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