walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
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