i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
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