Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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