I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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