I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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