Why the fuck do they always fuck on couches in porn?
Don't ever text me while you're jacking off. EVER.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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