guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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