Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Randomize
