margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
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