I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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