I am puke
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
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