You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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