i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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