Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
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