shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
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