So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
How dare sober me try to tell drunk me I can't eat the applesauce in the fridge! Stingy bitch IM EATING THE APPLESAUCE! you can tell sober me I said that.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
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