You work out of a Hotel?
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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