you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
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