ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
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