R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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