Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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