AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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