i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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